This short tutorial explains what dAmn it is and how to use it.
And some quotes so we can all lol together.
And some quotes so we can all lol together.
What is dAmn it?
dAmn it is a user created chat quote base.
It contains all the hilarious/ deep/ inspiring/ stupid things deviants like you said in the dAmn Chat network.
Visit dAmn it!
Browsing dAmn It
If you are looking for some entertainment, the front page features newest quotes.
If you enjoy filtering your content, you will see a top bar that looks like this...
Newest Random Good Random Last Week All Time My Faves
Next, if you look at a quote, such as this one: (latest submitted one I saw)
Next, if you look at a quote, such as this one: (latest submitted one I saw)
If you click the green heart, you are adding it to your favorites. The higher the number above that green heart button, the more popular that quote is. Awesome.
If you click, My Faves, you can access the ones you faved anytime. Why would this be useful?
If you submitted your own quote and want to track its popularity, you can easily stalk it.
It won't be lost in a sea of quotes.
Submit a Quote
If you'd like to entertain your fellow deviants, hit Submit.
Incase on screen directions are difficult, I will explain for you!
Yes. Your quote must be approved. That's called quality control.
Pretend that I want to dAmn this:
08:03:50<amongststars>No that was totes latin
08:03:59<SomeFrenchToast>That's also French
I would snip out the times.
<amongststars> No that was totes latin
<SomeFrenchToast> That's also French
<SomeFrenchToast> That's also French
Unless timing was the reason why whatever was so funny.
And note:
Whatever you think is funny may not be funny to everyone else.
That means, quoting <deviant> .
will probably be rejected. Sorry.
Also remove excessive lols and rolfs.
dAmn Quotes on dAmn it
If you click the time stamps, you can visit the quote on dAmn it and give it a heart! +
Quote #10696
03:55:16 pm <cresent-lunette> SwirlyRockStar: I know that you touch yourself in the shower.
03:55:26 pm <SwirlyRockStar> cresent-lunette: Of course I do.
03:55:31 pm <SwirlyRockStar> I have to wash my hair SOMEHOW.
03:55:32 pm <SwirlyRockStar>
Quote #25539
~Kyzano quotes, Nov 24, 2009, 6:09:36 PM
<Kyzano>I am officially scared... look up the word 'twilight' on Google and you get: Results 1 - 10 of about 125,000,000 for twilight . Look up 'naruto' and you get: Results 1 - 10 of about 88,600,000 for naruto.
<Kyzano>...
<Kyzano>it's official
<Kyzano>the world will end in 2012 not because of disaster... but because of Twilight.
<Kyzano>...
<Kyzano>it's official
<Kyzano>the world will end in 2012 not because of disaster... but because of Twilight.
Quote #23665
quotes, Oct 11, 2009, 9:34:02 PM21:25:00 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: How are you?
21:25:06 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou: Flantastic.
21:25:10 <MoscaDeMantequilla> yes. Flan.
21:25:14 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: You're covered in caramel?
21:25:21 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou: yeah baby.
21:25:59 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: You're brown and sticky? o_O
21:26:10 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou:
21:26:32 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: You usually wait for Josie to get here for that.
21:26:48 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou: I'm impatient.
21:27:15 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: She's going to be disappointed if you've started hardening by the time she gets here.
21:27:18 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: ...
21:27:22 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou: ROFL
21:27:25 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: We'll pretend I worded that better.
21:27:25 <MoscaDeMantequilla> omg
21:27:28 <MoscaDeMantequilla>
21:28:18 <MoscaDeMantequilla> Epic sentence structure win, GaioumonBatou.
21:25:06 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou: Flantastic.
21:25:10 <MoscaDeMantequilla> yes. Flan.
21:25:14 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: You're covered in caramel?
21:25:21 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou: yeah baby.
21:25:59 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: You're brown and sticky? o_O
21:26:10 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou:
21:26:32 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: You usually wait for Josie to get here for that.
21:26:48 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou: I'm impatient.
21:27:15 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: She's going to be disappointed if you've started hardening by the time she gets here.
21:27:18 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: ...
21:27:22 <MoscaDeMantequilla> GaioumonBatou: ROFL
21:27:25 <GaioumonBatou> MoscaDeMantequilla: We'll pretend I worded that better.
21:27:25 <MoscaDeMantequilla> omg
21:27:28 <MoscaDeMantequilla>
21:28:18 <MoscaDeMantequilla> Epic sentence structure win, GaioumonBatou.
Quote #46035
quotes, Nov 25, 2010, 1:43:19 AM<kyui13>All the kids used to want to get into my sleeping bag.
<kyui13>...
<kyui13>wait. o____o
<rwrocks74>XDD
<kyui13>THAT CAME OUT WRONG.
<rwrocks74>double sense
<rwrocks74><DD
<kyui13> ...or did it?
<kyui13>...
<kyui13>wait. o____o
<rwrocks74>XDD
<kyui13>THAT CAME OUT WRONG.
<rwrocks74>double sense
<rwrocks74><DD
<kyui13> ...or did it?
Quote #78410
quotes, Jan 20, 2013, 5:53:40 PM05:44:07 PM <Silver-Comet> you know what I haven't done in a while?
05:44:12 PM <Silver-Comet> Ruined the lives of fictional people.
05:44:12 PM <Silver-Comet> Ruined the lives of fictional people.
Quote #22643
~mooncow2005 quotes, Sep 16, 2009, 4:30:46 AM<mooncow2005>why when im at restaurants
<mooncow2005>the waiter always asks me if i want a supersalad
<mooncow2005>what is a supersalad?
<mooncow2005>and when i say yes please
<mooncow2005>they give me a weird look
<mooncow2005>its like
<SmashBros2008>Hmm...
<mooncow2005>"Would you like supersalad?" "Yes please." "....O___o"
<mooncow2005>...wait
<mooncow2005>oh
<mooncow2005>soup or salad
<mooncow2005>now i get it
<mooncow2005>the waiter always asks me if i want a supersalad
<mooncow2005>what is a supersalad?
<mooncow2005>and when i say yes please
<mooncow2005>they give me a weird look
<mooncow2005>its like
<SmashBros2008>Hmm...
<mooncow2005>"Would you like supersalad?" "Yes please." "....O___o"
<mooncow2005>...wait
<mooncow2005>oh
<mooncow2005>soup or salad
<mooncow2005>now i get it
Quote #27611
quotes, Jan 9, 2010, 9:19:54 AM<MasterMindMan> My grandma thought lol meant lots of love, so to her friend whos husband just died she texted "Im sorry he died lol"
Quote #23220
*kaotickell quotes, Sep 30, 2009, 9:58:10 PM<BlackSatechi> Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing"
Quote #21854
quotes, Aug 26, 2009, 9:10:40 AM<cxard> Today, I playfully put 3 straws between my knuckles to make myself look like Wolverine. I turned to my 6 year old cousin and ask, "Who am I?" He then replied with, "An idiot"
Quote #24464
<Beagley2> you can't spell awesome without ME
<Emo-Skittles> LOL YOU CANT SPELL STUPID WITHOUT U
<Emo-Skittles> LOL YOU CANT SPELL STUPID WITHOUT U
Quote #20745
quotes, Jul 26, 2009, 9:03:16 PM<tatums56> GaiaRyu: wat would u like u ur burger
<Chibinu> Was that even a sentence?
<Chibinu> Was that even a sentence?
Quote #28354
*imamyrose quotes, Jan 27, 2010, 4:34:49 PM11:32:59 PM <imamyrose> master-of-cake-chief: mind my french
11:33:12 PM <masterchieflikescake> imamyrose: omg you can speak french,
11:33:31 PM <imamyrose> master-of-cake-chief:
11:33:41 PM <imamyrose> master-of-cake-chief: funny thing is i took German
11:33:12 PM <masterchieflikescake> imamyrose: omg you can speak french,
11:33:31 PM <imamyrose> master-of-cake-chief:
11:33:41 PM <imamyrose> master-of-cake-chief: funny thing is i took German
If you haven't found anything amusing, then either discover some on your own, or create some of your own dAmn quotes.
Good luck!
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